If you’ve never cleaned your malz ult, the time is now. Make it a New Year’s resolution.
You can call on help from friends or family if things are too difficult for you to do on your own.
If you can manage, everything will be better in no time!
Here is the answer for, how to cleanse malz ult?
Do I need to clean my ult?
I’m not sure, but some say that they don’t. I think those people are lying. Whether you need to clean your ult depends on how it looks and smells and what your malz looks and smells like.
Will cleaning my ult make me more attractive?
They can’t hurt, can they? If you want to look more attractive, buy some deodorant and lather up.
Buy a new T-shirt and wear it around the house after letting the clothes air out for a few days. It makes you look more attractive too! When people see your new T-shirt they will love you more than ever.
How often should I clean my ult?
You should clean your malz every time you play League. This way you will always have a fresh clean ult ready to go.
You should also clean your malz before doing laundry so that all of the stains come out easily. No one likes to do laundry, but it’s something we have to do. With a clean malz, doing laundry will be a pleasure!
What if I have a lot of stains on my ult? What do I do then?
If your ult is really stained, you will need some professional help from a friend who has a degree in chemistry and owns an industrial vacuum cleaner.
If your friend is unavailable, then you will need to check out the Goodwill for a used industrial vacuum. They’re expensive, but they work well!
What do I need besides a malz?
Malz are good, but most people have other things in their house that are terrible with stains. You can’t clean any of these without some serious help!
Computers, boats, couches and cars can be cleaned using our patented cleaning system that removes any stain in less than two minutes. Our system will get rid of anything that stains clothing or furniture including blood, vomit and more.
If you have a stain other than malz, you will need this system. For all of our customers, we have a company credit card that can be used to purchase this system.
What should I do to clean my malz before I play?
Clean your Malz as soon as you get it back from the vendor so that no stains remain. It is best to go out and buy a new T-shirt and then let the clothes air out for a few days.
That way, people will associate the smell of your actual malz with your new T-shirt and not with what happens when you play League. That way, everyone will be able to enjoy the smell of your clean malz when you play League.
What if I have a friend who is being mean to me in the game? What should I do?
Clean your malz ult! Yes, people can be mean. That’s why you need a malz. When they start being mean to you, just go into the store and buy a new T-shirt and let it air out for a few days before going back to that person in the game.
That way they will smell a crisp new T-shirt instead of that old malz smell that all players have after playing League for too long. It’s a win-win for everyone.
What if I am mean to someone in the game? What should I do?
Buy a new malz and let it air out for a few days. You can do this any time you get in trouble in the game.
This way you have the fresh scent of your new clean malz when you play League, which makes people much more likely to want to play with you again when you are being kind.
Do you have any other tips for using malz in the game?
Yes. You should also use disposable towels in your home or office to keep stains off of clothing, furniture and especially carpets.
Make sure that you have plenty of these around when you play League so that people won’t be able to see stains when they come over to visit. Disposable towels are much cheaper than buying new clothes over and over again!
What do I look for when I buy a malz? Is there anything special I should know?
We make different kinds of malz including white, black, pink, red, yellow and blue. They all come in different sizes too. You can buy them at any store.
White malz are great, but black malz are the most popular. Yellow and blue ones are special though and you should try to find them if you can.